Monologue: Like A Bear

Well you know because you...um...you have the uh...the...okay, you know...okay...your face...is...very....bear like...and I mean that in the nicest possible way because...you know...everybody loves bears...you know, you go to the zoo and you see them in the cage eating their little sticks and everybody loves them because they're cute and cuddly, and...fury...

You know Marc called you a bear and that was fine, so you know I don't really think I have
anything to apologize for. I was just trying to be nice and compliment you and now I'm getting
interrogated like I'm a POW or something...no...I didn't do anything wrong.....so should I buy
you that dress you were looking at the other day or would a nice dinner do?

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A young man has just commented to his girlfriend that she reminds him of a bear. Insulted, she demands an explanation, and he desperately tries to spin his offhanded remark into a positive.
Category: Writing Added: 8 months ago Keywords: monologue, humor, bear, boyfriend, girlfriend	Click to Rate: Not yet rated.

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