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    Conways Food and Drug: Michael

    I pull into the littered parking lot knowing that it is going to be a busy evening. As I stand for a moment watching the steady lines of people entering the store, I wonder what kind of challenges the night will present. Dawning an official-looking blue shirt and backpack, I make my way through the aged double doors of the store that I've come to think of as my second home. For the past eight months, I've reported to Conways five days a week to help keep the store's isles clean, the shelves stocked, but, most of all, the customers happy. They tell us that the customer is always right. I've been here almost a year and am starting to have my doubts about that theory.
    You can tell a lot about a person by the way they shop. Grocery shopping is one of the few basic shared human experiences that haven't been replaced by a computer or gadget.
    As I start bagging groceries for a customer I think about the idea that right at this moment, some brilliant scientist could be thinking up a machine that will one day do my job. As I slave over mops and spilled spaghetti sauce for six hours a day, there's someone out there thinking up a way to make me obsolete. But then again, some days I wonder if I'm not already turning into some sort of robot. After all, I've been here less than a year and I bag with no thought to it at all. Make a wall, bread on top...its all second nature to me now. I often find myself thinking about math homework or the latest movie I want to see while bagging. So maybe retail has already created its own robots. After all, you'd have to be somewhat robotic to handle the daily grind of management, customers, and the never-ending barrage of shopping carts that need to be brought in out of the parking lot.
    People say I look like Harry Potter. And by people, I mean every other customer. It's funny that every time someone tells me I look like Harry Potter, they say it as if they think it's the first time I've heard it. I can only hear so many of the same jokes so many times before they get a tad old.
    Customers are always telling me things I've heard before: the prices are too high, the guy in the deli didn't cut the ham right, the music playing over the intercom sucks. The underlying theme is that I have absolutely no control over any of them. It isn't often that I hear someone complain about something that I can actually do something about. Other than bagging cleaning products with produce or putting the bread on the bottom of the bag (the ultimate sin of bagging), there isn't a whole lot that I can do wrong, which is actually kind of nice.

    About Me

    Background

    Writing about oneself really is one of the hardest things to do, but I§ll give it a shot!
    First, the boring stuff. My name is Kevan Dunkelberg. ¢Kevan¢ is pronounced just like Kevin, only spelled funny. You§re on your own with the last name because even I§m not sure how to pronounce it.

    I was born on a balmy September day in Tulsa, Oklahoma. No I do not live in a teepee or drive a horse and I§ve never witnessed a tornado
    Growing up, I was intent on a career as a teacher, following in the footsteps of my mother, great-grandmother, great-aunt, and various other great relatives. But after taking creative writing and drama classes in high school, I realized that my true passion is entertaining, whether it§s through the spoken word or the written word or just acting like a general loon on the internet for anyone who has time to kill.

    On stage, I§ve performed in productions like Hamlet and A Midsummer Night§s Dream as well as some original and obscure works.

    I wrote my first short film script, Reflections on Coming Out, in 2008. I§ve also written a variety of monologues which I hope to publish in a book very soon, but in the mean time you can check out some of them right here on TalentTrove. I hope you§ll let me know what you think!
    Currently, I§m working on a couple of projects: a book about a young man whose guilt over his mother§s death drives him to the edge, and a series of stories inspired by my experience as a grocery store clerk. I also produce a podcast and write my very own blog (I know, who doesn§t).

    Now, enough with the self-indulgence. My work isn§t just about me. It§s written for and inspired by you. People just like you, the typical people we encounter every day and their stories, are what interest me and inspire my writing. I§m also a pretty opinionated person, as anyone who has read a bit of my writing will notice, but I know that my opinions aren§t the only ones out there. And that§s one reason I write: to inspire thought and create a conversation.
    Because, even though I do hope you enjoy what I write, if you don§t, I hope that it§s at least inspired some sort of reaction, be it laughter, anger, or, ideally, inspiration and thought. I hope it inspires you to think about your own views.

    So that§s me. I hope I haven\'t bored you to death. Any other questions or comments, just ask!

    Interests

    Acting, writing, comedy, improv, you!

    Goals

    To be the best darn actor/writer I can be without forgetting all the people along the way who helped.

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    • (Account Deactivated)

      Your welcome, when i have some more time I will read more.
      5 months ago

    • Lindsay A Girl (missvocal)

      A big Congrats with the Stage-o-the-Day!...I love your goal description :)ttylxoxo Lindsay
      5 months ago

    • Cliff Garstka, Sr (gmhntr)

      Congrats on Stage of the Day!!!
      5 months ago

    • (Account Deactivated)

      Congrats on Stage of the Day! I enjoyed your story, you are honest and to the point...good stuff.
      5 months ago

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